31 May 2006
30 May 2006
The Poetry Foundation
29 May 2006
The Dialect Translator
The annual round-up of nominations for summer reading has begun. I always like to know what other people are reading, so I enjoy these articles.The Jive Version:
De annual round-up uh nominashuns fo' summa' readin' gots begun. 'S coo', bro. ah' always likes t'know whut oda' sucka's is readin', so's I enjoy dese articles.The Elmer Fudd Version:
De annuaw wound-up of nominations fow summew weading has begun, uh-hah-hah-hah. I awways wike to know what othew peopwe awe weading, so I enjoy these awticwes. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!The Hacker Version:
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28 May 2006
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27 May 2006
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26 May 2006
The English-American Dictionary
25 May 2006
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24 May 2006
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23 May 2006
Warriors In the Battle Against Jargon
22 May 2006
For Fans of Comics
21 May 2006
Spoofs on Seuss
20 May 2006
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19 May 2006
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17 May 2006
Bumper Stickers For Librarians
16 May 2006
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15 May 2006
Online Exhibition of Illustrations From Medieval Books
14 May 2006
Beowulf Resource Page
13 May 2006
For Shakespeare Fans
12 May 2006
Good Resource for Historical Mysteries
11 May 2006
More About Fairy Tales
He grabbed the stone from my hand and began to inquire about its origin. The man smelled my skin and laughed. "You smell like fresh meat," he said. "You smell like you expect to be killed and eaten alive. What kind of boy would run around this fog like that?" "Let me go then," I said. After I took the needle from its place, I pryed my father's bones from the floor and put them in my satchel. It looked like an ordinary onion, with a brown papery peel, a smooth, lined, slightly yellowed outer layer. I turned it over and over in my hands, wondering how this vegetable could be of any help to me. "Its juices make all who consume it unable to tell a falsehood for a short period of time. Feed this to one from whom you must extract important and true information from. Use it wisely," the old woman advised. I cupped the onion in my hands as if it were a fragile ornament that would shatter into millions of tiny magical pieces of it were dropped. I knew this powerful bulb would aid me on my journey. As I closed my eyes I could hear my father's voice guide me along the hidden pathways of the mountain unbeknownst to boys who sit and watch the sun rise and fall in their beds. A foreigner stopped me on my rise toward the mountaintop. He had one eye and loose skin that folded around his body like paper cloth. Laid before him was a set of colored tablets and sticks. "Stay for a game," he said to me. "After you win your game with me I'll let you go on your way." I watched as the folds of his skin began to swallow him alive under the sadness of defeat.
Via The Generator Blog.